Theeeee worst. (And especially when they think they’re the end all be all)
“I think it’s weird that teenage girls know more about giving blowjobs than they do about masturbation. It makes me sick to my stomach that so many young girls think sex is just about a guy finishing.”
idk every girl is different! some girls don’t even have vaginas! some girls don’t even like head! some girls just wanna kick it!
but, if you’re talking about eating pussy, it is still a varied amount of things. like, I personally hate seeing people eat pussy half heartedly. please put your mouth on the pussy. I don’t like the draft. I like my pussy to be warm. put your face in it. get on your chin. and actually pay attention. you know how many porns I’ve seen where someone has spent like a good thirty seconds licking the fold between the labia majora and labia minora? find the clitoris. figure out what your partner likes. maybe they like the stiff tongued flicks thing. maybe they like the sucky thing. maybe they like the swirly makeout type thing. figure that out. also see by trial if they like getting tongue fucked. I think it’s cool but some people are 100% against penetration in any way even if it’s with a tongue. also, I don’t know if other people are as sensitive as me but I KNOW WHEN YOURE SPELLING YOUR NAME INTO MY PUSSY AND I WILL FIGURE OUT IF YOU ARE WRITING “BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH” ON MY PUSSY WITH YOUR TONGUE SO YOU CAN DO THAT IF YOU WANT BUT I KNOW WHAT YOURE DOING BUDDY!
idk, just ask your partner what they like and see if they’re okay with calling out the plays while you’re down there.
Informative and hilarious, lmao.